Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
it’s almost 4/20 you know what that means
yes it means it’s almost time for chocolates to go on sale haha I love easter
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
I have a dog.
I have coffee.
I have tumblr
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do